Dixie Deb- Harley for Life!

Advice for Ol' Ladies

If Ya wanna Keep 'em, Sometimes Ya gotta Spoil them..

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Good Morning..

Ol'Man- have the cofffee brewing.. breakfast if your an angel..

Biker- Bring him a bagful of Hardees bisquits, Ex. Large coffee, and be naked

1%er- wake him up with a blowjob when hes bathed.. he might bathe again..

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Off to Work..

Ol'Man- keep his keys, coat & boots somewhere along the trail to the door.

Biker- Understand he is fighting the establishment.. Help him kill the boss.

1%er- Tip-toe quietly.. make sure he has smokes & beer.. and take out the trash

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After Work..

Ol'Man- Have his beer and remote ready, the kids quiet.. and leave him alone..

Biker- Don't bitch if he goes by the bar.. ask him if you can show up lookin' fine..

1%er- Bring more smokes and his bottle.. feed his dog.. then feed him..

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Around Citizens

Ol'Man- Raise the kids, Take care of everything, and look decent.

Biker- Shark the other males at pool, and buy his drinks with the dough.

1%er- He doesn't care if you fight.. just keep it down..

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Around Bikers

Ol'Man- be a fly on the wall.. & don't get drunk

Biker- Be a Biker's Wench.. look good and back him up..

1%er- walk behind, but off his right shoulder..

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Around 1%ers

Ol'Man- what are you doing here? or him?

Biker- be a fly on the wall.. & don't get drunk

1%er- don't fuck with him in front of his bros.. duuhhh..

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About his Bike-

Ol'Man- clean it often.. and smile while your doing it.

Biker- mechanic it for him.. he might just cook..

1%er- he'll tell ya when you can touch it..

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Good Nite, Darlin'

Ol'Man- They all want a slut in bed..

Biker- bring a girlfriend..

1%er- You know he has other women..

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Facts of Life

Ol'Man- Men actually adore women.. be entertainment..

Biker- You are his backup.. don't shoot him from there..

1%er- you are below the club, his bike, his dog and him.. but you are his

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By Dixie Deb

Do you read this as truth or witty sarcasm? or both? Some feel sorry for me?? eh?
In Biker worlds, shit rolls.. deeper in=more shit.. if your there, you need him.. got it?
Abusing mates is wrong, unless they want it? I've seen this, so never judge that book
For the record- I dont share or get abused by men.. but I do respect them & vice versa

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